chef... Boy - R- D

Fire alarm, Fire Alarm
Wherefore art thou Fire Alarm
Tryin to make some delish bagel bites
Makin some annoying noise

Fire alarm, Fire alarm,
Wherefore art thou Fire Alarm
Pizza Rolls in the oven
Blazin it hot.

Fire alarm, Fire Alarm,
Wherefore art thou fire alarm
Why does Jack dominate at beer pong.
Askin for a snack, I make pizza goods.

Fire alarm, Fire alarm,
Wherefore art thou fire alarm,
I wake up in the 246 lookin for a camper
Sounds of rain instead of fire alarms.

-Poem by J. Harvie

Saturday Slump

almost over
almost through
a few more hours
left with you
feeling pretty sad
becasue i want him extremely bad
just want my smile back
so i can enjoy the last of my saturday
time heals everything
at least thats what they say...

Let's Be Free

Throw away all your worries and run around in your underwear tonight. Heck that's what me, Miss Sassy & M Slice plan on doing. And while you enjoy the freedom, take a walk on a dream with Empire of the Sun.

My Turn

Not only have you broken my heart

Not only have you taken a piece of it

Not only have you neglected the fact that i trusted you with it

You have defaced it

and at this moment it feels as though it will never be the same heart it once was. Guess it is my turn to experience heartache...

Death & Taxes

"...in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."

I belive Benjamin Franklin forgot about heartache.

Whether you are the heartbreaker or the heartbroken, there will be heartache.

Its an inevitale dark part of life.

Right now so many people around me are hurting. I wish could take away their pain. But i know there is nothing i can say or do that will mend their heart back together.

 Hang in there friends! The sun will rise again and you will be able to feel the warmth soon.

remind me once more

• never eat wheat thins unless you plan on finishing the whole box
• good things never last
• its always sunny in philadelphia
• people aren't always what they seem
• trust your instinct
• don't spend rent money

mary

miss sassy and i have met a new friend, mary. she's edgy, chill, has great hair and fits perfectly into our messy life. tonight was spent by talking about the weekend and creating soundless videos of each other.

thanks M Slice for putting smiles on our faces tonight with your mandy moore video.

so that's what happened to the dinosaurs

class vs rave

JT: "they are havin an f'n rave tomorrow night"
ME: "too bad i have class at 8:00"
JT: "you have to skip"
ME: "that will make for 3 skips in a row"
JT: "well then skip monday toooo"
ME: "stop being a bad influence"
JT: "im being a fun influence. that's the best kind"

cheers to being a fun influence!

3 wise monkeys

the naked truth

i over analyze everything you do or don't do
i hold grudges that last decades
i can count my girlfriends on one hand
i should cry more often
i have lost too much sleep over him
i smoke pot, sorry mom
i drink, sorry dad
i am learning how to be single
i was once engaged
i cheated on him
i went streaking on the beach last summer
i feel sorry that you don't have any siblings
i judge people by their shoes
i am waiting on him to text me
i believe in God
i am thankful God forgives me for making a mess out of my life

romanced

Today, I've fallen in love with Max Werner  photography.

Virtues According to Ben

13 virtues by Benjamin Franklin:

1. Temperence. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
2. Silence. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation.
3. Order. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time.
4. Resolution. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.
5. Frugality. Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; i.e., waste nothing.
6. Industry. Lose no time; be always employ'd in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions.
7. Sincerity. Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly.
8. Justice. Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty.
9. Moderation. Avoid extreams; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve.
10. Cleanliness. Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, cloaths, or habitation.
11. Tranquility. Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable.
12. Chasity. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dulness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation.
13. Humility. Imitate Jesus and Socrates.

In Defense of Adultery

"We don’t fall in love: it rises through us
the way that certain music does –
whether a symphony or ballad –
and it is sepia-coloured,
like spilt tea that inches up
the tiny tube-like gaps inside
a cube of sugar lying by a cup.
Yes, love’s like that: just when we least
needed or expected it
a part of us dips into it
by chance or mishap and it seeps
through our capillaries, it clings
inside the chambers of the heart.
We’re victims, we say: mere vessels,
drinking the vanilla scent
of this one’s skin, the lustre
of another’s eyes so skilfully
darkened with bistre. And whatever
damage might result we’re not
to blame for it: love is an autocrat
and won’t be disobeyed.
Sometimes we manage
to convince ourselves of that."

The Sunday Special

Painting with coffee...the mess is still on the table 4 days  later..

kahlua

do not give yourself that much credit
think before you speak

DETOXIFICATION

funny how I have to go through this process so often. Drinking gallons of water for days at a time just to flush my system clean and rid my body of all the pollutants. Water only for 3 days with constant temptation demands strong will power.

But this detox is to help me sleep at night.
This detox will take more than 3 days.
This detox will take more will power than I currently have.
All to free my mind body and soul.

I didn't know you were such a powerful drug.

dear alice,

Please keep your pants on tonight.
You will thank me in the morning.

Be creative, paint with coffee tonight!

"Good Taste is the Enemy of Creativity"

Believe it or not- Abercrombie is boring, everyone has that same dark blue polo. There is better music than what plays on the radio.

Miss Sassy

This girl gives me so much of my inspiration. My partner in crime who leaves coffee stains and drops of paint with me. She lives as if the world is her playground. Not worried so much about climbing the ladder of success, but more about making peace with others on the playground. She has a big heart that she wears on her sleeve most of the time. Full of personality, she is Miss Sassy, my little sister.

I Can't Refuse Your Smile

I know you will break my heart. You have already stolen several pieces. Or maybe I have given them to you thinking that you will give me a piece of yours in return. . . but you don't. You just flash that big white grin and for some reason it satisfies me for the moment. Pretty soon I will be heartless, being able to love none..all because I cannot refuse your smile.

New Begginings

I love them. They come to save us. Fresh starts are so refreshing. Stretching in bed on Saturday mornings after a long night always feels so good. A sock lost somewhere in the sheets and the sun peaking through the blinds to say hello, I lay with my eyes shut and smile because yesterday is gone. And today is begginning.
Now I can record all my new begginings, coffee stains and drops of paint that I leave everywhere I go. Hello today, Hello world.